my barbies fucked each other

when i was a kid my barbies fucked. girl barbies fucked other girl barbies and the ken dolls fucked each other. sometimes i would put ken with barbie, but i didn't think he was that hot, so usually she just got with another chick. something about being that good looking always tells me that someone can't fuck, unless you are a plastic girly doll. then you can. does that make sense? i'm sexist, in my way. i determine who can fuck by how you talk and what you wear. i'm exactly like a dude. in a way, but only in that way.

one night at the red lion

i met my friend jeremiah at the red lion. he was talking to a girl. she was cool. i was out of money. at that time i was so messed up in the head that even if i had money, i would say, i'm broke. i couldn't make sense of things. the only thing i could make sense of was music and getting a beer.