what sets you apart

what sets you apart

so me and some people are in an apartment


we don't leave because we are paranoid


they agree to anything i suggest

it is not my beauty or youth because i never looked more tore up


but my passion they warm to


I guessed you won't believe me, so i kept the pictures

in a box


they don't like me
 and i don't like them

but we get along-
our understanding is as loathsome as the political climate


but why should i care, i'm here ain't i?

hate streams from our eyes cause no one is smart enough to stop the dreary incomprehensible sameness 
of days


  

i hold my breath for what seems like weeks
 with kings on hollywood hilltops and dirty homeless
 in basements where hill street meets that bright neon sign of jesus



we are always peeking out windows

time isn't anything to us
--lifetimes come and go
 
i have always gotten my way through them all 
and what of it?
you don't let me and that's what sets you apart

There Is No Substitute For Love

Dear Daddy,

          When you went away and the Mommy went to bed, I didn't know where you had gone. I was told you were traveling, but no one travels that long. My small girl heart didn't know what things meant, so I would ask, but the answers were lies. I don't blame the Mommy, she went to bed and I gave her orange juice and tried to find out why she was crying. She couldn’t tell me. But, that's not all. You were the fun one, you were loud and silly and smart and we looked at the stars together out in the courtyard under the Jacaranda tree.  When you went away--for many years after-- the Mommy said that you had been traveling. The day you came home, I ran to hug you and kiss you and love you and ask you where you were why'd you go, I missed you so much I cried. The Mommy told me to leave you alone. Your eyes were sad or dark or other-than-regular. I didn't understand where you were. You were standing in our Los Feliz House--the one over the Shakespeare Bridge and you were not yourself. Anyone could see that. I didn't know what to do. Because the Mommy told me to leave you alone, I thought it had something to do with me.

         We still took long walks through the streets and up and down the stairwells in rain or shine. We listened to records on the oriental rug in the living room. You taught me to sing.

         Many years later, when I was seventeen, drunk on Thanksgiving, I threw this tantrum saying to the Mommy, you lied to me, you left us in this house where my sister got beaten and Daddy went away and you said he was traveling. At this point, I was told you had a psychotic break and that you had been on Thorazine and that I wasn't told because you didn't want me to think there was mental illness in the family or not understand what it was, but either way, lie or no lie---I felt it. I knew something was different. I just didn't know it didn't have to with me. 

          You went off Thorazine, you seem better, you are happy and dancing but there is a lost thing that we had between us. I was your favorite, we were close, now there was a space that I couldn't get back. I saw your love still in your eyes. You told me I had a pure heart, you told me I was the most special kind of person that there was and that life was going to be hard for me because I love things more than other people love things. I feel more, I am more open, I am happier and sadder and all that stuff. You told me I was the most beautiful thing, the thing that no one could touch, I would take over the world, but it would be hard and I would feel everything but you told me not to change myself just because I was different. So, I didn't.

         But, what I remember and what I can't take back or change now, is there were years when you were angry or moody or couldn't talk to me in that old way and I never knew how it was going to be. I was just a kid, I tried my best to understand you. You were my first great love. When you told me I couldn't marry you I stomped my feet and said, "Who will I marry, then? No one will be as good as you and no one will love me like you do so why would I get married?" I was depressed at the age of 5 or 6 or whatever that age was when you told me I'd find someone else to marry. It's so weird, but over the last month I've had three different men ask me why I never got married and I didn't know what to say to them, but what I can say to you, is no one was smart enough and funny enough and liked me enough for whatever weird overly energetic happy to be in the world but sad when I saw an orphan bunny kind of person I was. You did. There is no substitute for real love.

         The Mommy did her best to protect me from whatever was wrong with you and you did your best to help me see what kind of person I really was. You told me I was the smartest, funniest, most brilliant one. But, you were right. My life was hard. You had problems and couldn't see me as much as I wanted to see you. You never called me on the phone. I thought these things meant you didn't love me. All my other friends saw their Daddy's even if they were divorced. I really thought something had happened that made you not love me. I asked you about it more than once, but you always said it was ridiculous. I find in life people say things are ridiculous when they are not accountable or can’t give a logical reason. They don't show up and have an excuse. I know why though. I always know why. It's just that even if what I know is wrong. I just can't help it from being that.

         Whenever I come home for Christmas you tell me to stay over, I know you are hurt that I don't. Things happened in that house that I still remember—not things that had to do with you, but the whole adolescent disillusionment happened there. I started writing there. I did cocaine on the floor of my room. I made a girl dry hump me in my bed and I made out with my first boyfriend and then broke up with him when he wanted to have sex. I wanted to stay innocent.  You say you could just have me there forever and ever and I love you that way too, it's just I'm out here trying to be a person and make a life for myself.  You were lucky you found the Mommy when you were young and handsome and you two made a life. I am lucky in a different way. My idealism and uniqueness has kept me silent or hidden or vanishing from individuals that want to trap me, but still I perform for the people who know what it is I am and what it is I do without letting them get too close. The ones I don't care about are safest. The ones who want to get close I push out. I am afraid that something will happen to them, like that thing that happened to you. I just want you to know that that thing that happened to you also happened to me. It still affects me, but I love you even though we are not close like I want. I know you love me although sometimes I can’t feel it like I want to.

           I know I never have said these things, because truthfully they embarrass me, I am an adult and should be able to shake it, but I just can't.

           Your daughter in all ways that can be counted, felt, expanded upon but never diminished.

With my whole heart,

Lisa

The Grad School Diet

          

LISALAND

THE GRAD SCHOOL DIET

Today I was driving down the street and it occurred to me that I haven't been eating. Sometimes I don't have any food here or any money for food or sometimes I have food, but it isn't what I WANT to have at the moment. But, that is not why I stopped eating or am now eating very little. I never eat A LOT unless I'm at a beautiful restaurant, but right now I'm on my cute but hard chair with no couch and feeling a bit depressed. This depression is chemical though---from antibiotics. They make me sick and feel twirly and have bad thoughts. They make me hate food and most people. They make me go: where the fuck is my couch and why did I pick that banned book to read when all it turned out to be was one dude touching other dudes but really really really badly written? I don’t need to read about cocks described in a million different ways and how some of them seem to be smiling.

         And standing in Trader Joes I tried to remember what it is I even like to eat. That was hard. Ever tried eating when all you feel is nauseas? Well... what I like turned out to be lemon yogurt and bread and water (jail comfort food) and mac and cheese (firestarter tendencies) and chips and Orangina. All these seemed like safe foods. I bought them with a hundred dollar gift card my mother gave me when she came to visit me last week.  I was happy for one second. Then, I had to come home and try to eat something. I tried. I made toast. But the butter was too cold and the toast not toasty enough. I tried. I really did. I ate one half of the cold butter violently mashed into the toast by the wrong kind of knife because I was too dizzy to look for something else and covered that non-toasty enough toast with cherry jam because I might like to have some fruit in what I refer to as the Grad School Lisa Diet. I don't recommend this diet, but in case you were wondering it goes like this:

1. Wake up shaking from lack of food and/or sleep and or love.  Be sad. Have sad memories. Realize my boyfriend is gone. My friend is gone. My dog died when I was a child.

2. Hear alarm (yes after) go off for 25 minutes until it shuts itself off--get up--make coffee with half and half and sugar.

3. Do homework and at the very last minute jump in the shower and find outfit--make it cute but not too revealing because there is a cute boy in your class and you know he's cute and he knows you know he knows and he thinks you're cute too or likes your brain and you say things to him on his paper like: do you need to suck a fat cock? I mean your character? And you make it funny and fun so he will think you are a genius. Make sure the outfit has sex appeal but no see-through tops. Save those for workshop.

4. Drive to Irvine---look at balance bar, other kind of healthy disgusting bar, luna or otherwise on the passenger seat and or at the bottom of your purse and turn your face away in disgust.

5. Get to Irvine--hit Peets and buy a tiny scone. Put that scone in your purse, but don't eat it. Just drink the coffee. Forget there is a scone until much much later in the day when you see it in your purse, maybe on the drive home, take it out and put it on the seat with the rest of the rejects. Think about eating it, but not know if you really want to eat it. Is it still good? Fresh and crumbly like it was at the beginning when it was born? You wonder, how many scones get to travel around in Lisa-Purse and wonder what it would be like if scone knew all that you know but never ever say. Not even to your own Lisa-self. The lies and stuff.

6.  Drive home and go to Starbucks to do coffee--I mean homework. Drink coffee with so much sugary goodness that it might just be the sugar keeping you alive. Have more. Try to read or think or write or whatever. Get distracted by every text message and human that passes through the door. Be grateful when someone comes to visit you to save you from your thoughts. Someone who really likes you and finds you to be entertaining and tells you---you just cheered me up so much now I don’t need coffee (yesterday). Say no when he asks for your number. Too much pressure.

7. Go home (this really includes eating) put something in the oven and sit on hard chair and wait for it to be something more than its frozen boxy previous self.  Know in your heart that this thing—this made up frozen thing will in no way be like food or delicious. Set the alarm on your phone to be sure you'll know when the non-delicious thing will be unfrozen and ready to for the experiment.

8. Call friend. Say ridiculous things to friend till both of you are laughing and crying from laughing at each other and the dumb same story you are both always trying to figure out but never will. Laugh at your ignorance. Realize your lack of intelligence in new and different ways.

9. Dinner is ready---stare at it and stay on phone so you can ignore that you basically are living like a kid without skills or even the desire for skills---take bite—make face no one can see, but pretend you didn’t make it so you can go on eating, hate it all the way through because you don't like TV dinners whether they are supposedly healthy or not. They disgust you, they make you wonder why the world exists at all and then you come to the sad realization that everything disappoints you, not just frozen TV dinner, but TV itself. How the people who are ordinary and boring and latching onto you or running away from you that they are all their exact predictable selves and know this and know you can’t change it and know it doesn’t matter we will all be dead in the deep earth one day where no one can run or hide or be annoying anyway. Not only that but also be greatly worried about the people who pretend to like you but don't really like you and then get mad and tell you things about "how once a girl did a thing and I hated her and made voodoo dolls and stood outside her house because I didn't have a car" but its the EXACT thing you did and you know "the girl" is really you and you worry if voodoo dolls are real. A guy last night really said the words: “Your pussy makes most guys crazy, but it just makes me angry.” Ask why but not really understand the answer about how you wouldn’t fuck him and then his girlfriend hated you and etc. etc. Remember the time he lifted you up at Swingers in a front of all your friends and ran you down the street and pushed you up against the wall saying this is your one last chance and you laughing at him and after that he didn’t talk to you for nine months enough time to make a baby only you didn’t make one and he didn’t make one—he just vanished from your life.  Be disappointed that you can’t tell when someone really likes you for you and wants to be your friend or just for your sex parts and know that if you are attracted to each other hanging out as friends will drive you both mad and that you are lying if you say you can.

10. Sometimes eat a snack of some kind of chip dipped in something too delicious---cheese spread, hummus in all its varieties, bruschetta sauce, etc. Sometimes eat ice cream that is still after all this time in the freezer---more likely look at it and know it was once delicious but you aren't really hungry at all just eating to stay on planet earth.

11. Think about why you are on planet earth to begin with: the food isn't very good anyway and the people are mean and shut down and not playful like they should be and you don't have any money and it makes you worry about if they will be kind when you are outside pushing a shopping cart but well dressed and hope you can still look cute when you get old and be cute and act retarded and make your friends laugh. Stare at computer screen. Make puppet show about a boy you like.

12. Think about a time you were happy, but that just creates longing and makes you feel like eating less. Remember the saying affection and attention are two different things. Remember that right now there is nothing that could be categorized by a brain that is being misled by all these antibiotics.

13. Bite something, chew it down. Swallow.

14. Remember that you are here at all because you mean something to someone even if they won't ever say it and people mean something to you even the ones you lie to and make sad. And writing. That might be the whole thing. I might only be here for that and never get what I want in any other way. 

I will have to be on these pills for the next few weeks: side effects are:

1. Alienate friends with rages similar to ones my father used to have. see the effect it has on people—say sorry but watch relationships destroyed. Scare myself.

2. Make up with enemies because now they seem suddenly just in whatever their initial hatred of me stemmed from.

3. Dislike everything I previously liked including whatever I have in my closet.

4. Feel nauseous and dizzy over and over and over and over and over

5. Lose sleep because I keep feeling like I’m falling into a dark deep ravine and can’t wake myself up because I’m already awake.

6. More stuff that isn’t very interesting except to say my always puffy stomach is now very flat and weirdly cute.

(omitted parts--real boys, action in cars, subways, stairwells)

A Life in Eight Parts

A Life In Eight Parts:

Part one: Get born and be all smeary don’t be embarrassed, everyone is smeary at first

Part Two:

            A Section

            Meet parents, find out they had a daydream involving lofts and hay and many things you can’t understand and in order to understand you would have to take lifetimes to listen to all the things that they know and you could never know and they make you understand this by always holding a little bit back from your questions so that you will be tied to them in some way from this withholding.

Part Two:

            B Section

            Investigate affection and ways that parents withhold it or use it against you in order to control you and find out right then and there that more than anything else you just want them to stop yelling and screaming and throwing things. Watch them from behind the bathroom door, their bedroom door, your bedroom door, the kitchen cupboard, from behind the TV. Learn math.

           

Part Three:

            Discover boys are better than girls only different in the ways that they can be nice to you. Find out that it is wrong to not want to play with dolls and want to skate and hike and sail and surf with the boys, find out you are different and in being different you are part of a secret gang of boys who protect you from violence and bullies and other things that could happen to you were they not your protectors.

            Second part: Watch all your friends become sexual way too early and be scared for them and scared you will never be like that and terrified if you were like that that you would be a bad person and ask god why your mother always says Lori has giant boobs and then makes a frowny face and not understand what its supposed to be like and get scared and be called a prude because you don’t want to kiss one of the Sumner boys at the spin the bottle game in the dark on the McKinney’s dock. Nor do you know what a blowjob is nor do you want to know what the bases are but not be able to stop them from telling you how first differs from second in certain ways but hear third be different sometimes and not really understand certain terms and it makes you sick to hear it, so you go, that’s cool, I have to go home and study and you ask yourself in secret doesn’t love count for anything here we are supposed to put our mouths on other mouths and pretend it feels like something but I don’t even like these people in real life and now I’m supposed to kiss them? Be grossed out. Walk in and stare at your parents and think maybe you should say something but realize as with all questions that you really sincerely have no one can answer for you they just make things up to make you feel better.

            Third part: Find out that there are some boys and some girls that are like you and not sexing out all over the place but they like to hang out and drink and steal stuff, make another kind of gang with these people, a private better gang one where you don’t have to try the most embarrassing moments of your young life out loud in front of all of the neighborhood kids.

Part Four:

            Something here happens to you that might be considered demon possession or some kind of traumatic disorder brought on by the violence that you experience in your home mixed with the lizard that you did find in the shoebox that your mother said wasn’t there and you had such an imagination and at that same time remember being given worry dolls and talk to the worry dolls and try to believe and pray to god to save you but still be too scared to sleep because someone told you about the book the Amityville Horror and you know you won’t sleep again but you have to sleep so you keep yourself up until you cry. During this time call friends and talk and keep the phone open all night so that you can love the way you want to love in a way the world doesn’t allow and be open and quiet and secret and still until in the morning you hear the phone buzzing and know that they couldn’t keep their end of the bargain and realize this is the first knowing that your whole life and the people in it will be an entire disappointment, not just a passing one but the kind of disappointment wherein you will think that they will be cool and nice and not ordinary, but they always end up to be just exactly average and do the expected average things even though they promise they won’t be like every other person and you can’t fix that and it makes you cry and hug your dog and your bunny rabbit and watch the doves in the chicken coop for some kind of relief. Teach yourself to starve.

Part Five:

            Know death. See death happen in all sorts of ways, first to your friend Mark Suer when you were too young to understand death and then try to understand what a memorial feels like---look around at all the standers by your friends and neighbors and see what their faces are doing and try to feel something but remember your mom said you didn’t have to go in the first place but you wanted to go because he was one of those guys on the bus that you liked, he was a real person not a fake I’m trying to be nice person cause I don’t have the guts to be honest but a real live person and he died and the fake ones were left and you did feel something about that in a real way, but at the memorial you were just looking around for something to strike you as a real reaction but everything seemed phony and put on and realize that mark would not have died were he not the bravest person you had ever met and wonder what that meant about bravery.

Part Six:

            Grow up. Get some jobs, get fired over and over and over and over because you weren’t really made for jobs at least not jobs where you were at least 65 % smarter than all your bosses but making less money because they were old and you were young and try to understand what life is like when you are under the fluorescent lights and remember seeing that one X-Files where that office was and that boss was eating souls. Remember that you are a person, tell yourself you are a person a real life living breathing person, but in the middle of the day go into the bathroom and look into your eyes and say how are you, but don’t answer because the answer was too sad to contemplate. Watch one of those people in one of those offices get their stomach stapled and lose a shit ton of weight and see the other girls/ the office gossip girls make fun of her in ways that were cruel where they said she used to look like an M&M and now her stomach is the size of a peanut and they hold up their pinky finger to show you the size. Not admit what you really want to do to anyone, but take every acting class you can, ride the bus and lie to people's faces when they ask you what you are because when you were young you thought people would think you thought too highly of yourself if you pursued something that you really wanted to do.

Part Seven:

            Realize loyalty, integrity and people who mean what they say and say what they mean are almost non-existent on planet earth. Cry lots. Drink lots. Get arrested. Become a musician. Realize you kind of suck and then one day get a bright idea and go back to school.

Part Eight:

            (Happening right now)

Omitted parts: Boys, relationships, shopping, travel, what I really want.

In That Empty Room

It was a high-school gymnasium, basketball hoops on either side, bleachers with the outlines of invisible teenagers--dashes like on coupons cut from the newspaper---two giant slicers rolled diagonally. The game was to run across and not to die. I did that. Later, up on a giant sidewalk floating in space, none of the concrete pieces touching, Lucille Ball chased me and tried to pull me off. There was no bunny rabbit. There was no neighborhood scare dog. There was no prank call to the McDonald’s strawberry shake. It was just us. You weren’t there. Don’t keep saying you were.

I got my dress cut off of me once.

one day, when i was a bird and a not-girl, meaning i wasn't what i am now, but different in the way wherein i was exposing myself to a variety of things that should not and will not be discussed under any circumstance except in the arms of my next lover. for the sake of things, in this story i was a bird--a pretty little bird who drank and swore and fought her way through the bars of los angeles. i was in the middle of a breakup in a long line of breakups and this one breakup i was drinking at a kind of sports bar wherein people would get up and sing songs and make general fools of THE SELF and this one night i was next to this minor celebrity. i say minor because i've forgotten her name only that her first name was lisa and that she was a comic type actress if my bird self remembers correctly. ANYWAY, my bird body was sitting at the bar near Urth Cafe on Melrose. my bird-brain is not remembering its name. the actress Lisa was sitting to my left and we were doing shots, i was saying things like, "i broke up with him by never calling back," and she was saying things like, "one day when i was a TOTAL WHORE i met my husband and he didn't ever CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE." (That-Lisa was very dramatic swinging her arms around and saying worse stuff than even I can come up with and i was laughing and drinking going, "the thing of it is..." "the thing of it is," and she points at me and goes, "That's FROM A MOVIE! You SLUT. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA." "not a movie, twilight zone, the one where the dude is in the giant bank vault, the dude who hates humans and has giant glasses, and then he is ALONE FINALLY AT LAST with all his books and no one to fuck or bug him and then he is GLORIOUS AND HIGH from being alone with the self for the FIRST TIME EVER, and then he breaks his fucking glasses." "OH FUCK TO THE YEAH." she goes and i go: "The thing of it is..." "The thing of it is..."
Then, we drank some more and laughed our filthy mouths off until closing and i drove home.
TWO BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE i get spied by the cops. I pull over they cuff me and I try to kick out their windows. (when i was a bird i could be very adamant about how it was when i didn't want to go somewhere). then they spray pepper spray in my little bird eyes and i'm choking on the fire air and screaming out, "i have contacts in!! MY EYES. MY EYES." So, they take me to Cedars. At Cedars I'm strapped to a table and they give me an eye wash and cut off my dress (for reasons unknown--i guess it was in the way of the giant Haldol shot they gave me) yes. horse tranquilizer stops bird. So, flash to the next morning. I wake up and i'm in a holding cell my dress is cut off and i get let out and i go running down the street holding up my dress without contacts or a sense of what was next here on planet earth or why i wasn't in my nest calling for a cab. my bird self goes, i hated that dick, but still i kind of missed him and that's why. well---someone always pulls over for birds with their dress cut off and someone did. they took me to get my car out of impound after the bank and i got home okay. my bird home was still there as if nothing had ever happened. that couch from that time period is being taken away from my apartment tomorrow. she saw a lot of things no one should see, but i am no longer a bird, now i am a human person. but, when i was a bird, i liked to perch on branches and make things out of twigs and cottony findings from every gutter in this whole city.

The Other Woman-The Bounty-And P

Well, it happened again. I was the other woman for like five minutes. Some guy, a sorta interesting guy, a guy I thought was sorta cool got my number awhile back. He’s sorta kinda well known in an underground sorta way, but I won’t say what field cause god knows he might read this and then I’ll get sued or some other crap. But cool enough to go to the Oscars. That kind of cool. But, he texted me weirdly, never trying to see me but asking me the kinds of questions a guy might ask if he were interested in you intellectually and maybe even physically, but he was involved with someone else. Not that he didn't like that someone else, just that I provided a little happiness or romantic intrigue between that someone else. Only I didn't know, because I am naive when it comes to men. The ones that tell me the truth or the ones that lie to me, all feel the same, you know? I can't tell which one is really telling the truth or really not telling the truth. Which makes me feel not quite as smart as I really should be. I know you guys think I'm smart, but if you just scroll through this junkstyle blog, you'll see that I'm not smart. In fact, I'm kind of dumb when it comes to men. It's a blindspot. Don't hate. I have that blindspot with cops and shoes as well, so you could say I’m multi-dimensional.

I guess I should consider that any guy calling, texting, writing, might be involved, but since when I am involved I don't call men unless they are established friends, I assume the same morals apply to the rest of the world. Not that I don't flirt. But, there is a certain level I don't engage on and I don't text dirty things to other guys, just nice happy things. Things about birds and my love of graveyards and whatnot. So.. today, I called the person on it and said basically you've been texting me for weeks but are weird, why so weird, you married or something? He goes, if I were married would you stop talking to me? I'm like, do you know the sex act that men do with Oysters? It's super gross--unsanitary and disgusting, but I can't really find anything about it. He goes: Yeah, I'm involved. So? I'm like so, what? I didn't get dirty, text you anything that would remotely go into the direction of a strictly sexual or emotional relationship--I just met you, dude gave you my number because I'm single now. I called him dude. Swear to Jesus. Then, I said, we'll be friends, we just won't be alone in any dark alley up against any walls or anything. He goes, why not? I'm like, you can't be serious. DUDE. P.S.---he’s still texting as I’m writing this, but in a minute he won’t be because of ATT super block.

But in the midst of this, I was reminded about the time I'm about to tell you about, a time when I was much younger and very drunk most of the time, bumping around Hollywood with crazy people who I can't even picture now. Some of those people I knew, because I drank with them and some I didn't and those were the ones that haunt my dreams. 

One night, a guy--I shouldn't say his name in case one of you can track him down. It's funny that I always use names, but I am going to tell something about this guy that is kind of sad, not embarrassing sad, but call your mother the next day and cry to her sad. This guy, we'll call him P---P drank with me at Molly Malone's and we drank there a lot. So P calls me and goes a group of us are going to Koreatown to do Kareoke, but we're hitting the Bounty first. I had just had a DUI so I said, I won't come unless you drive me. So he went for it. Picks me up with three people in the car--they are guys and girls and I can't remember what anyone looked like. Just that we went to the Bounty and the guy in the suit, not P, but the other guy, liked me and paid for all my drinks and maybe other people's drinks. I wasn't paying attention. I was wearing these sex shoes and cargo shorts that tied at the knees. Guess made the shoes, they had stillettos and tied around the ankle with tiny leather straps. Fuck---wait. Going to the car to see if I still have them. Scared fuckless. OH THANK YOU LORD. They are still there. If they weren't there all would be fucking lost right now. I was thinking of eating a mound of cotton and have that big cottony feeling in my stomach soaking up all my acid-sorrow if my whore shoes were gone, but alas---at Goodwill last week I must have known about this post. That is why you don't donate shoes, yo.

Anyway, P and suit and me and a non-pretty girl were all drinking fast and furious. Acting out little skits right there in the middle of The Bounty---greatest bar in L.A. 'cept for the lights. Too damn bright in there. But, we were drinking so after a time we don't notice anything. I'm sitting in the booth next to a girl and P and I'm holding P's hand under the table and we are pretending to ignore each other while me and the girl make best friends. Girl gets prettier and prettier and at one point I think she has the prettiest lips and her nose is the kind of nose I’ve always wanted but then I don’t know, I just go back and forth. Then, we go to some Kareoke bar and I'm in there and we are singing and a beautiful Korean girl walks in and P goes pretend you don't know me. Not like I was with him in any real sense, but I had to pretend not to know him. She comes in things get awkward and we all decide to bail and go eat. She is staring at me like I did something horrible. It was a group of us, but I was guilty in the mind of the pretty girl. Let’s call her Cindy. That seems safe and unlikely. We are eating some fried intestines and drinking more and I can't tell you where we are only that it's like 3 am or 4 am at this point and P is sitting with the pretty girl and I am sitting next to this guy, I turn to him and I'm like, gosh you are the most cutest handsomest man I've ever seen and I start kissing him. Right in front of everybody. He was in shock, the restaurant owners had kept it open for us and they were incredulous. Who is this fucking girl kissing our "his name here" but I don't remember his name.

This was in the days of Highland Grounds and I said. I want to see you again come meet me at Highland Grounds and we will be lovers or at least a proper non-drunk date because its dark and maybe you won't like me in the light or I'll think twice about dating you because of your Asian hair or some obnoxious thing. He laughed and then we held hands. P got pissed, but was too drunk to drive me home and I was too drunk to call a cab so he said, you can sleep here but don't say anything when you get inside. I'm like, what would I say? He brings me inside and puts me in his bed or on it or whatever and he goes off to sleep on the couch. I'm like what was up with that girl, she your girlfriend? He's like, we were or are, or on again off again. Whatever. I said, who was that Korean guy I was kissing, he's famous or something, I've seen him on the TV. P was like, yeah. yeah. yeah. That was some show, you kissing him---real class act, you are. And we fall asleep---Here's the part. The part I shouldn't tell you. I have never ever been sad about telling a thing to you no matter how low people sink, no matter what I've seen and done, no matter what my friends have seen, and been and done---I'm no judge. I'm not. But... when I woke up P's place was a disaster like the disaster in A Beautiful Mind--anyone see that movie, where the guy cracks up and has clippings everywhere? In the morning  when the light hit the place I saw whatever he didn’t want me to see--- This guy P had clippings everywhere---and I mean everywhere---up every wall on the ceiling on every surface. Clippings of cartoon strips. He was a cartoonist or something. Can't remember. Anyway, I was like, holy fucking jesus P, you need some help. You can't live like this. The rest of the place was dirty. Like layers of dirt, like you would see on that Hoarders show. I said, sweet P, please, I'm happy to come help you sometime. I kept shaking my head and he said, you swore you wouldn't say anything. I go, I'm sorry, but Jesus man. Come on. I can help you---we're friends. I started to cry. Weeping. Please let me help you. P was PISSED and dragged me out of there and  took me home and never ever ever ever ever spoke to me again.

A short time after that one of the bartenders at Molly's took his life. His girl found him hanging from her tree in the front yard. We all met at Molly’s to celebrate his life and to kill the pain of being a human. P didn't show for that party--he never showed his face again as far as I could tell. I felt bad, I knew his secret. He looked exactly like Ralph Fiennes. A few weeks after the event, I was at Molly's and the Korean actor dude came there looking for me and he was the handsomest man I had ever seen in a long dark coat and he was tall and had shiny eyes. I pretended not to be myself. Like as in not-Lisa. Not that I didn't like him, I just didn't feel good enough for him and he saw me pretend to be not me and he smiled and shook his head and went away like I never happened. I felt ashamed, but I was too scared or something. I hope he didn’t think it was his fault. I really loved him for that one moment and no one can take that away from us. 

Carter

When I was sixteen I used to got to the mall with my friends---I had been going to the mall with my friends since I was younger, but I can't remember how young. 14 or 15, most likely. To tell it straight,  my sister used to say, "Sometimes you are the prettiest girl in the world, the prettiest I've ever seen and other times, you just look weird." That might explain my teenage years best. I used to be super skinny and then I got these giant boobs, I didn't know how to dress anymore--nothing fit and my mom wouldn't really help me---I think she just thought I was fat, but I needed new clothes and it was embarrassing to ask for clothes cause I would get a lecture, etc. etc. I started shoplifting at that time to get around my family's weird money issues and because it was fun to get away with something. I still have to go back to those places and say--I'm sorry I stole a lipstick but I was a messed up kid with very little supervision. I know the giant boob comes up in my blog again and again and when people look at me today, they think I am delusional, but they were HUGE. Too big to be comfortable and people stared at me a lot and I got followed, I thought they were why I got followed. Not because my face isn't pretty, but my mom told me I wasn't pretty enough to be a model (she had been a model), so I never thought I was unique, I thought I was only average.

I had one guy follow me once and tell me I had fat boobs and that I had the kind of face people jerk off to. He told me to take up jogging to be thinner. I don't remember what I did. I think I must have told him, "Look, old man, get the fuck away from me or I'll scream." But, I was really polite to crazy people and I probably said, thank you or something really wrong for the situation.

I was at the mall with my mom, back before I knew what it was to be self-conscious and this man came up to us and told us he was a photographer for playboy and he thought I was very pretty. My mom looked at him with hate and of course I thought she hated me because of the way I looked so I stopped wearing shorts. I stopped all the way until recently--I was scared of her hatred. Looking back I can guess she hated him and didn't want me to grow up, but it was a hard thing walking around with my mother or with my friends and bunches of guys walking up to me giving me their numbers.  I came home with pockets full of numbers--I had a drawer of numbers, but still didn't think I was pretty because I had fat boobs and all my friends were way skinny. I also didn't feel pretty because of my mother's reaction. People affect me and their reactions affect me and I shape my reality according to that stuff, so, if I'm around someone who really doesn't like me then I stop liking myself. What a long tangent---and boring to to get us into the story and I'm really sorry, but this is how it comes out and I can't help it. I was stalked a lot. The first stalker I ever met was named Carter.

On the day I met Carter, I was at the Thousand Oaks mall, I was wearing a red dress and I was with a friend. I was awkward but still boys like awkward and as I grew up I realize boys also like crazy. Crazy fucks better, they think. Crazy won't get boring cause they make their stuffed animals talk and then give you a blowie and then get you arrested. I have always been labeled as crazy or different or weird. I like to break into houses and places on Melrose, but more on that in another blog entitled, ways to do weird stuff without getting caught.

My friend and I had been walking around and Carter followed us. I guess I was driving at the time, because at some point, Carter and my friend and I all went to my car or maybe it was his car and I made out with him on the side of the car while my friend waited for me. Soon after this incident most of my friends stopped coming with me to the mall, cause I was looking for ways to feel better and they got bored. Sometimes my friends and I made out with each other, but that was only special super hot friends.

Anyway, Carter didn't live in Los Angeles and I gave him my address and phone number and he started sending me love letters. Long love letters. I had only met him once and he was super cute, but I just kind of remember flashes of the day. My friend and I laughing and making fun of everyone and laughing and laughing and then trying to pretend to be older than we were, then trying on makeup and trying on shoes, then Carter. We most likely drank something too, but how can I know? I also remember asking her what she thought of him, it was always important that my friends thought the boy I was about to get into a car with was the cutest one we had seen that day. I didn't say I was well.

Carter's letters kept coming and the day I met him he had been wearing a necklace that I said I loved, it was Saint Christopher or some other saint and it was gold. I complimented it and being inappropriate as I always was, asked for it. He promised to send it to me when he got back to South Carolina or North Carolina or wherever he was from. One day it came in the mail. I wore it, but I knew I couldn't remember Carter or see Carter in my mind or think of Carter and as I'm writing this, there was another Carter who came to visit my friend Blair at the lake where I grew up, and in the midst of memory the way my memory works is maybe I've conflated the two Carters into one Carter, but I can't ever tell. I just do my best to tell you what it was like knowing Carter, having this weird power over him that I never wanted and getting these love letters from only one meeting. I still have the necklace and was going to take a picture of it, but it's too early and I can't go through my closet, so we'll all have to wait.

There is a point. I was telling my friend recently that I had never been in love, I was telling him that I date people but can't fall in love because only some of the pieces are there and I try but it doesn't happen and someone always gets mad and then I want to be friends or they want to be friends but no one really wants to be friends with someone who doesn't want to fuck them who used to want to fuck them but now doesn't. But, I don't know if that's true. Sometimes I lie because I'm trying to convince you of something. Sometimes I lie to myself and I can't help it because I'm hiding the real pain of myself from myself so I can walk around on planet earth and be okay. Sometimes I can't remember the story, just that if I told it straight--there was a guy named Carter, he was 15 or 16 and we made out at the mall. Then I got letters for the next three or four years. I have love letters somewhere I hope. I'm too scared to look. One time my mom and sister broke into my room and read all my journals and all my letters and then I tore them all into tiny pieces so no one could have any information about me unless I wanted them to. I stopped writing for years because there was no safety from prying eyes. I couldn't even talk to my notebook and say how hard things were at home and how I liked a boy but then got scared and disappeared because I didn't know how I was supposed to be and I know it will just end with one of us sad anyway, so why try. Then of course there's sex. So, the why try when you are uncomplicated and innocent becomes very different when you just become and animal and still have to pretend you aren't one.

If anyone knows what Saint Christopher does please tell me, so we can look back over my life and see if he's done his job.

A Birthday Rant

When I was a little girl. I got a ball for my birthday, it was before I knew there were other things to want and get. So, I was happy. It is the only photo of me being happy opening a gift on record. Once I knew what there was to want and I developed wants, I opened things and made a frowny face. No one could satisfy my wants because they would require you to be more open, more affectionate, more loving, more generous, more funny, more of a trouble-maker, less shut down and actually someone else entirely. I think of birthdays as a day where you get let down, the disappointing truth is, I just want more than the known world has to offer. Growing up we were poor enough that my mother made our dolls and made us clothes sometimes. I think that i never knew we were poor because my dad was buying oriental rugs for $10,000, but when I think about it now, I go, it's kind of like all our money went to that and we really didn't have much for regular living stuff. Not that i really ever went hungry, but we were supposed to ask for food and i was always too shy to ask. I went hungry a lot. I told myself not to be hungry. That's kind of what I feel like today. The list of disappointments, choices in men who couldn't love me but were happy to pretend to but didn't see me for what I am, but never actually going for boys/men I actually liked. I let myself get chosen because I was old-fashioned. But, it was like only the scavengers could find me, never someone with their shit together. So, it was a series of men sort of like my father, who were good on the inside but was too wrapped up in trying to make a future for us that he didn't spend that much time with me---nor unless it was a holiday were they generous. My father is Scottish and very focused on money and how much everything costs, so we had a few games and the reasons we were given for not getting real barbies was because of the cost. There are a few memories of my father I'll talk about now, because on my birthday I think of many things that are great losses to me. My father is still alive, but I count him among things I have lost that I can't really get back and when I think of it, I don't know if I ever really had him at all. I like to think so. I was definitely his favorite. I knew that much, but he was scared of the world in a way that I was not. He was interested in cults and meditation and strange ways of eating. But, when I was a little girl he sang with me and taught me to sing. He drove me in our giant car---(a Cadillac? I can't remember only that it was brown) to visit a goat he kept on a farm out in Sylmar. We lived in Franklin Hills, so that was a very long way to drive. We sang songs and talked about the universe. I loved the stars and he told me what he knew of them. He told me "Johnny Boy" stories of his struggles and near misses with death when he was just a kid trying to help support his poor family in Maryland. My father went to work when he was fourteen. Like him I went to work when i was fifteen, but worked for every penny I ever had. Allowance? I don't remember it. I think we washed cars or mowed the lawn for money. I am tired. i have worked that whole time. Nothing was ever easy for me. I always struggled. I was told I couldn't go to college because my father got sick and was in the hospital and my mom was afraid of making ends meet, so at 20 I dropped out of UCLA. My dad was always there, he just had some problems that equaled yelling and made me scared to talk to him. When I was 12, it was the last time I gave him a massage and he tried to tell me he was special, but I felt that even though he thought I was special, to keep telling me would make me never try for anything. I kind of told him to lay off and he did---only he laid off forever. I think my dad loves me very much, but might be a little scared of me. I can't explain to him entirely why I am still scared all these years later, but there was a lot of pain and absence and deprivation. I felt unloved. All my other friends had necklaces or some kind of jewelry, but we didn't have jewelry. We didn't spend money on things like that. I always wanted some shiny jewelry from Tiffany's to make me feel like I was loved. It never ever happened. But, not that they aren't generous now, not that they don't give me money during the holidays, there is just a period of years that happened where they hated me. I never really got over it. One time my father and I went jogging around Marshall High and I was walking on a handrail on the top of some stairs and I fell backwards. I think I was 5 or 6. My dad grabbed me and saved me. I remember knowing he had saved my life that day, but I miss the things we used to talk about. I miss the before the psychotic break he had. I miss him just being fun and happy. I miss him. Here's the time to say it. Maybe it will give you insight on the reason I am like I am. But, my father has never called me on the phone. NOT EVER. I'm am broken because of that in a way I don't expect you to understand. People always try to say---oh me too---my dad never calls. But, my dad has NEVER called. Nor has he asked me anywhere. I have to ask him. I guess there is a pattern that was set up a long time ago about the little bit men can give me. The withholding of affection. The me being expected to know how a person feels. But, I never do know. That's the thing. That's why every birthday, I know I've made good on a life that could be crime filled. I've been the better brighter smarter star. But, when there isn't love from family, what really do you have to work with? So, to all of you who are sick of me dating men who don't live anywhere and don't really love me anyway or don't have cars I submit---Some boyfriends have had the four story house, but I didn't feel love from them either. You can say I have a blind spot. But, I am fully aware of what I am doing. I am not closed off or shut down. Recently I decided to go towards people I want--- to tell the people around me how I feel. I did this recently to someone I really cared for, he isn't sure if he can give me anything back, but in my life that means no---and while I take no hard, it made me feel alive to tell someone that I love them anyway. Happy Birthday to me.

My Brother's Keeper

There is a door. I am on one side. You are on the other. Standing in your checkered vans. I can see you standing there, not knowing what to do. You are afraid. You are staring at your father. My father. Someone is bleeding. The kitchen floor is covered in glass.  My brother is crying and trying to clean up. He is only eight. I don’t know why it happened any more than you do. This isn’t about that. I can’t tell you why. Some things just happen and we stand there and watch. If I had been older, I would have helped, but I didn’t know what to do then. I am there too. You can see me if you look. I am covered in blood. It is on my school uniform. Mother is gone. I don’t know where she is. I look at you. I catch your eye and I know you will save me and I will save you. It’s just how that I don’t know. It’s just how that I can’t imagine. It’s just how that will take me out of this world.

But, I am still with you now. I am here now. Please take a look at me. Remember my sweet eyes, because they will look at you with love. Remember how I smell, because it is that you will miss. Remember my skin and my smile born out of longing. In the darkness, you hold things to yourself. We call that love. I loved the broken thing. My father. I held his broken parts in my hand like so many flowers disintegrating into dust. I knew it would happen. That’s the other part. I knew it would happen, but I couldn’t stop it.  When we were watching it. We knew it would change us, but not how. The how is what I’ve forgotten most. The pact I made with you and with myself is still there, unbroken and unflinching. You will say it was me. I will agree. I am the culprit of our deviance. I am sorry, dear brother. I am sorry, my father. I am sorry, my mother. It is this thing. This hatred of choices, I carry, but cannot put down. If I were to put them down, what would happen? Love could come in the door like a butterfly.

After the end, you will say you saw it coming. But, you didn’t. You held me in your arms and loved me. I didn’t want it to ever end, but I had to go to school. The girls’ school with witches posing as nuns. Their hatred changed me too. Wrapped in normal clothes with pinned back hair, I look like the rest of them. You will say I was the best, but I wasn’t, I was just angrier than they were. She was my friend. Katie Santini of the mother on the couch and the playboy magazines where we asked the questions of sex and ate cookie dough. When Katie stood in line with us, the mother nun, Mary-Catherine asked Katie why she was fat. It started then. The anger. I never told you, I beat Katie with a lunch pail until she was bleeding and crying. Blood was on her uniform then too and we became the arbiters of one another’s pain and forgiveness. I put the pills I found into the holy water and watched while everyone got sick. Sick from lack of spirit within themselves. Sickness that felt like love. It still does.

School was closed, but no one ever found out who did it. It wasn’t so bad, no one was permanently sick; I just wanted the nun to stop being so mean to Katie. I guess I was wrong. Still, I would never take it back. It was as satisfying as any thing that you can do and get away with.

My brother, you came to my room when I was only thirteen. I was in bed, my smile was innocent, but you knew I was not. It was before I knew. You crawled into bed and we lay like that against all things holy. Against god. Against hatred. Against our violent home. Your arms were like paradise. Something I did know about, but wanted to. You smelled my hair and I cried for hours and shook the shakes of longing. How can you say it was wrong? You can look at it and say for genetic reasons. The propagation of species it is wrong. I will believe you. That’s what they did on my father’s side. That’s what made our uncle retarded. A genetic flaw. But, you touched me softly and told me I was beautiful. You told me my secret name: angel water. You whispered a cobweb I couldn’t get out of and now, we are here and deciding the future. Well, one of is.

When---or I should say before the day when I went to the other side. I stood before you like a shimmering candle. You ate me with your eyes and told me you found another girl. I knew it would happen. I’m not sorry. In fact, as long as you think so, I will yearn for a life we can be proud of for both of us. But, I am lost now. I cannot explain to Katie who I am crying over night and day. I cannot explain that it is my own brother. There are consequences for that, with no forms of sympathy. 

“In one way, longing kills us all,” you said under the Jacaranda trees lying on those sharp pointy things at 3 am. In the middle of Franklin Hills, Los Angeles smells like wet leaves. “Dead to the world,” you said about our parents, when we would sneak glimpses of the moon and pretend it would be okay. The thing that would never be. I loved you then as I love you now. I remember your smile and the gap filled grin. When I look into your eyes I have no fear of the future. But, it is in your eyes that I see my own death. I do see it. I do not look away. I don’t welcome it. I love this world more than anyone. I love the taste of oranges in the summer and the laughter of my father when he makes me taste watermelon juice. I’m supposed to like watermelon, but I never do. He laughs at me and tells me about the universe. It is in his laughter that my own madness grew.

I told you about the grey-blueness of them. In the mirror, you see it too. I stand alone at first and look at my naked body. I am beautiful. You come in beside me and looked at me. It felt like forever. Watching and waiting for the other to make the move that no one could say no to. In my eyes though, we both see my father. You got lucky, you got eyes from the devil, so we can see one thing, but not our own father. “The devil is better to be with you than away from you,” you say.  When the devil is away from you, you can’t see what he is doing. If he is in your bed, then you know. You can feel it. The cause of your humanness being opened bit by unstoppable bit.

In time I know you will forget I was ever there, in the ways I was. You will remember things like drinking orange drink from McDonald’s and keeping that a secret from our parents. You will think of our babysitter, the one who taught me to French kiss, the one who taught us how dirty a crank caller could really be. You will think of me while undressed with your wife and you will feel guilty. No one will be what I was to you. It’s my voice that you won’t be able to remember and you’ll want to. You’ll try for months to find that one tape I made when I was in school, but you won’t find it and my voice was on nothing else. You’ll think I left because of you. That’s not the reason I’m going. The reason is not you at all. The joy my body felt for knowing you, made this life sweet. The reason I am leaving is I can’t make sense of not loving anyone else and I can’t make sense of what happened to my father. That is why. I can’t make you believe it though. You will think it is because we did the forbidden thing. I want you to know, my darling brother, that you gave me the one reason to stay. Like oranges and the yellow bird or childhood or the speed of roller skates. The innocence isn’t lost if I say it. In the innocence I found you. The blood from father and the madness is stuck in my mind forever though. The only time I ever forget it, is when you look at me and smile and say, “I want what you want.”

Say goodbye to my beautiful pink dress that glows in your mind. Say goodbye to words on paper that fill me up or leave me breathless. Say goodbye to sitting in churches and cursing God. Say goodbye to Valium’s pull and the hot sex of the bar-room floor. Say goodbye to air and its glorious filling of the lungs. Goodbye to the sting of whiskey. Goodbye to an after the gym cigarette. Goodbye to my fair city, filled with more beauty than I can name. The list of things I will miss should include my mother, and it does. Her voice and the dolls she made me when she couldn’t afford to buy them.  The list of things I love is too long and to say them all would cheapen what they mean to me. My last thought was not about the mundane. My last thought was of you and your warm hands on my skin and the look in your eyes holding me captive and of my father bleeding on the kitchen floor.

By All Human Measurements

When I was a yellow bird. I sat high in the jacaranda tree amongst the velvety periwinkle flowers. They looked good against my feathers. I was small then. At least by all human measurements. In bird world, I am as I should be. All feathers and down and attitude. My mother died in the mouth of a cat. I saw it go down. She was looking for crumbs, for me. I was too young to know the difference—as in what I would have been like had I a mother to raise me. I don’t know if you saw me eating or heard my song, but I was there day after day watching you in your plastic play-pool with the sponge shoved in the crack to keep the water in. your mother made fun of your watermelon belly and you cried. You looked in my direction when the girl who did that bad thing to her belly button started screaming and bleeding. You didn’t know why you had to play with the girl. Far apart eyes. Dull voice. Blood everywhere. But like all things, there are no reasons, not when it comes down to it. I sang you a song the day your dad was taken away for thinking he was Jesus. The song was the best I had—you didn’t hear it, you were explaining the universe to the ambulance guys, vying for attention. Showing them how normal you were. But, you weren’t normal. Later, after you knew me, I came to watch you from the tree above your bunk bed, but you didn’t look out. You told your mother, “I’m never wearing dresses again,” but she didn’t see the impact—not like I did. I saw you steal cheese from the fridge and wipe the knife clean. They had put locks on things and you were starving. I saw you the day you ran out into the middle of the road screaming naked wanting to go to gymnastics class. Your mother laughing at your nakedness. It made me want to be a dancer. 

The Loneliness of a Body

The Loneliness of a Body

Your arms are a casket

white tulips; money; mouthwash
they push me into a garden
where ghosts keep us

from being ourselves

I dig my hands through wet
earth and find your father’s skull
vine-wrapped with a dead bat
sticking out of his eye-hole

I suggest I sit in a saucer of milk

or drag you with a chain

You ask me to come back
on a day when you are living,
but nothing lives, not like the dead

I stare into the sky
one hand on my grand-mother and one hand

on your chest --- the stars are wondering

if your piercings indicate slave or

master

What else is there, if we can’t talk
about the things you hid---
lovers in closets, man--
but, your girl found me, told me
you wouldn’t fuck her

I am not yours now
and that fact is endless

Killing Dolls--Read by my friend Brendan Sexton

Becky Fisher--Know It All

Becky Fisher opens her eyes and takes off her little eye mask and she goes, what time is it baby, only baby isn’t here anymore, baby is living with that ugly slut, the one with the chin job and the suboxone habit. Becky isn’t angry, Becky likes a big empty bed, one where dreams lived and died. Becky is feeling happy, she takes one happy blue pill every night at 7 and then another when she wakes up at 7. 7 to 7 she calls it. They make her not feel stuff. It’s part of her master plan, the part where by not feeling she can stay on planet earth with all its ants and weird clothing made for special purpose sex. The pill's side effect makes the air smell of butter and makes being quiet almost like sleeping in the arms of someone that loves you but won't say it. Becky takes a blue one without water or any hope in a future. Becky Fisher can get through heartbreak! Becky fisher is All American. She was a cheerleader her big boobs bouncing so far up her chest they called her Torpedos. She remembers them fondly, now she is old and they aren’t big like that, they are small hanging on to her starvation frame for dear life.

Why did Conor lie about his broken cock and tell her that it didn’t look as much like a tomato as like an eggplant? And why did this make Becky actually go the Ralphs even though she doesn’t even shop Ralphs, she is a Whole Paycheck kind of girl to see one. Becky goes to the produce and chooses one out. A giant throbbing Eggplant, not the Japanese one either, but the ugliest fattest one she can find and she goes home and waits for Conor. Did it look like this Conor? Did it happen with the girl on the trapeze, the sex nerd? Is that what you forgot to tell me? Because now here we are. Like this. Me with my perfect pussy hole and my mouth that knows what to do but look at you, yours is BENT. Not right angle bent, but hurty kind of bent a bent that doesn’t make physical sense unless you have a giant pussy hole which I don’t, mine is small. Remember the story about the children’s speculum?

            Becky was not calm. Becky tried to remember the therapy session that made her feel better, the one where Becky got mad and instead of saying the same thing no one could ever help her with Becky just peed in her pants right there. She peed right through those little shorts that she had cut because she was featuring her thighs now that she was far away from her sexually repressed parents. And speaking of being far far away from sexual repression she had taken a female lover, that’s right---trying it on, just to see if she liked fisting better than cocks, only she was built too small so she never ever got to even try. Becky said, I’m a pillow princess and wouldn’t know what to do and plus it grosses me out. If we were both dudes then maybe because I like cock, but you cannot judge what God is not judging. Unless HE is and then we are both fucked anyway and Becky Fisher showed that girl the door and tried not to mention her giant chin hit her in a way that was painful and worse than that was the accent. Who has a gay irish accent anyway?

            Becky Fisher was All American, she had good breeding, a genetic lineage that she could follow to the Hearsts on one side and then there was the white trash bacon side. That was the side that seemed to pick her boyfriends.

            Becky Fisher landlords stole her bike and she called the cops and told them, if you don’t come now, someone will die. I have a knife and everything, but they didn’t come.  Instead a little Mexican named Sergio came. He tries to give Becky her bike back through the door, but she has her period and if he comes any closer she’s going to kill him with the knife. Never mind it’s a paring knife. For apples. Sergio is smiling. That dick shouldn’t be smiling. Becky says, what the fuck? Why were you born you mother fuck. Becky isn’t very smart when she gets mad. Anyway, She says show me the bike you ass-fuck. How dare you? Your children are going to die of eye cancer. Then he steps back from the door, he’s getting the picture that Becky is crazy. Step away you mother fuck. you’re gonna die. WALK AWAY. Becky is lost, screaming, red so that her eye mask to help eye fatigue are falling off ruining the look she had and completely destroying the relaxation the box promised. She puts down the knife and opens the door and brings the bike inside. She goes to her phone to look at the big giant perfect penis her friend sent her. She looks at it like a child would look at a teddy bear and she becomes calm. Who knows calm Like Becky Fisher. Becky Fisher knows what to do, she wrote affirmations that tell her so. Becky Fisher is pretty. Becky Fisher is not embarrassed for liking a big cock. Becky Fisher makes money. Becky Fisher is skinny. Becky Fisher has style and class and then the door rings.

            Becky is like now what, and then she goes to the door and it’s just the UPS guy, he’s got her straightening iron the one she’s been waiting for. The one that Gwenyth Paltrow used when she was pretty before she got old.